Paranoid Berkeley Shiksa Feminista

I write good code for money and bad novels for free. I play video games, watch TV, remember far too many useless facts, and make just as many obscure references to 80s movie franchises. I'm either a slacker Gen Xer or a self-involved Millennial depending on who you ask, but I like to think I do both well. I'm smart, quick on the uptake, and I get things done. I'm also impatient, impertinent, and im...paled? No, that doesn't work.

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